UPDATE: Nancy Pelosi’s Son Connected To Multiple Other Murders

The word coming down from the Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico is that Nancy Pelosi’s son, Johnathon, is now the person of interest in at least 5 missing persons turned to murder cases going back 15 years. Johnathon, 42, was jailed yesterday for murdering a little league umpire with a baseball bat.

Agent Nibble couldn’t elaborate so early in the investigation but he did say it doesn’t look like the perpetrator is getting away with this one. Johnathon remains in custody at the Orange County jail without bail. His first hearing will be held on Tuesday morning.

Nancy Pelosi’s office hasn’t had much to say about the actions of her murderous son other than to deny his existence at all.